Gentle reader, I can tell that you are scared and perplexed by my mighty and terrifying (and nigh unnavigable!) archives. “Where should I even begin?” you plaintively wail. “How can I best consume as much Stupid Ugly Foreigner without collapsing from exhaustion and diphtheria?”
Fret not, dear hearts. I have come to aid you, to guide you into the depths, to bestow upon you only the most critical and wondrous of my words. True, I put out nothing but polished jewels of blogging supremacy, but some diamonds sparkle even amongst the other gems.
The Best of Stupid Ugly Foreigner
A selection of the choicest posts, as selected by the WordPress staff, the teeming hordes who viewed and commented, and the self-fulfilling ego loop developed by these posts’ popularity.
Bean-Paste Soup for the Soul
I loved Korea, and living there was the original premise for this very blog! No journey through SUF history is complete without discussing the land of morning calm.
I learned Korean, and taught English, and also journeyed to other places and royally destroyed their beautiful grammars with my wretched articulators. Suck on it, Chomsky.
Dispatches from the Warzone
Yes, I am a certified teacher, and I have some stories from the classroom.
Tales from the Road
I live to travel, and I travel to live. Also, dumb things occasionally happen to me when I journey beyond Canada and the comfort zone.
Stupid Ugly Foreigner Deep Cuts
The most searched, the most strange, the most curious mementos of my life on the road thusfar. Brought to you by my capricious whims and the rather disturbing trends that emerge in the Google searches for this blog.
Go forth and be prepared for all that might face you in this world. Never let ’em say that Stupid Ugly Foreigner let you down.